“I tell ya, copper, I’m not the bad guy!”
“It’s the evil maniac in the wheelchair, I swear!”
“Yeah, sure, I believe you…NOT!”
“Hello, doctor, it’s the police. You aren’t the evil bad guy, are you?”
“Why no, I’m absolutely not a bad guy.”
“I just look evil because of my fake beard and stuffed bird on my wheelchair.”
“Welp, the doctor says he ain’t evil. That’s good enough for me.”
MEANWHILE…
But in the end…
“Curses!”
